the next great exercise fad

If you want a dynamic, cardio-blast of a workout, one that tests your muscles in ways you’ve never dreamed, have I got the program for you. It’ll give your body AND mind a workout like you’ve never experienced.

All you’ve got to do is put a pair of gloves on my 2-year-old daughter. She’s 28 pounds of pure energy and within 10 minutes of wrestling her, you will sweat like you’ve never sweat before, your limbs will protest (because you will somehow use ALL four of your limbs trying to pin the cannon-ball-that-is-L down) and most importantly, you’ll have to do another round because SHE WILL IMMEDIATELY TEAR THE GLOVES OFF.

Please note any mental breakdown on your part is expected and not covered under my limited liability.

L is available for rent in the Tri-State area on cold days. Just come to my house about an hour before I need to leave and if you manage to put gloves on the kid and she keeps them on you can have my 401k. Thanks.


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